In Need Of Surgical Intervention

By David

If anyone has noticed a pause in the posting of a Swimwatch story, it’s because I have been on a two week holiday. Where does a swim coach go on these occasions; Monte Carlo perhaps, The US Virgin Islands maybe? But no, in my case, I spent two weeks enjoying the service provided by the surgical ward of the North Shore Hospital.

What happened? Well the short version is I accidentally kicked a swimming pool ladder and cut my shin. For some reason it refused to heal and six months later a biopsy discovered something called squamous cell skin cancer. It needed to be cut out but because of its size also required a skin graft. Two weeks and two operations later – one a spinal anaesthetic, brilliant and the other a general, not so good and I’m as right as rain; no nastiness left and no spreading.

I am bored while I wait for the skin graft to accept its new home but the holiday has provided time to investigate New Zealand swimming’s starting position at this year’s Commonwealth Games.

Remember this is the team that the Board of Swimming New Zealand; that’s Layton, McKee, Power, Hunt, Cotterill and Brown, the executive; that’s Renford, Villanueva, and Lyles and first and foremost Miskimmin decided was worth spending $2 million tax payer dollars in the last twelve months preparing for the Games. No cost has been spared in Miskimmin’s attempt to prove his version of sporting socialism works. The team has been coached by five international coaches, has made two trips to high altitude training camps in Spain and the United States, has spent weeks on the Mediterranean sunshine coast, has competed in Monte Carlo and Vichy and has rounded it all off with a week in the holiday resort island of Mallorca. The New Zealand build-up to these Games has read like a premium tour of European holiday resorts. When the new Swimming New Zealand decides to spend to make a point, to protect Miskimmin’s reputation, to save their Mazda SUVs, no dollar is spared, no cost is too great. All up the travel exercise alone must be costing us half a million dollars over and above the Millennium’s annual $2 million.

Their Whole of Sport Plan says the $2 million dollars per year and the $500K in travel will buy the county 7 medals. Do the pre-Games psych sheets agree with Miskimmin’s forecast? The table below might help illustrate where we stand going into the meet.

There are some things to remember about a table such as this. First, like all psych sheets, this one will mean little when the racing starts. It is a guide to recent form and that’s about all. Second the eight swimmers ranked in each event are taken from the world ranking lists published on the FINA website. Third, the table shows the swimmer’s world ranking, their best time, their name and their nationality. And fourth the ranking is based on three swimmers per country per event. New Zealand swimmers ranked in the top eight are shown in bold red print. One of the New Zealanders, who makes the Commonwealth cut, Gabrielle Fa’amausili, is not actually in Glasgow; highlighting perhaps our obsolete attitude to sprint swimming.

It should also be noted that this home-made psych sheet does not reflect the fact that swimmers from Great Britain are able to swim for Scotland, England and Wales. In some events, like men’s breaststroke, where the GBR is on fire just now the eligibility of up to nine British swimmers could seriously affect Snyder’s prospects.

50 FREESTYLE WOMEN

50 FREESTYLE MEN

100 FREESTYLE WOMEN

100 FREESTYLE MEN

1 24.13 Campbell, Cate AUS

4 24.38 Halsall, Francesca GBR

6 24.58 Campbell, Bronte AUS

8 24.65 Vanderpool-Wallace,Arianna BAH

9 24.69 Schlanger, Melanie AUS

21 25.06 Smith, Amy GBR

22 25.07 Harkin, Sian GBR

32 25.29 Poon, Victoria CAN

5 21.65 Sullivan, Eamon AUS

8 21.77 Magnussen, James AUS

9 21.86 Proud, Benjamin GBR

10 21.87 Abood, Matthew AUS

17 22.04 Schoeman, Roland RSA ”

25 22.22 Tandy, Brad RSA

28 22.27 Brown, Adam GBR

46 22.47 Schafers, Richard GBR

1 52.68 Campbell, Cate AUS

3 53.02 Campbell, Bronte AUS

5 53.43 McKeon, Emma AUS

13 54.07 Halsall, Francesca GBR

19 54.38 Vanderpool-Wallace,Arianna BAH

22 54.48 Prinsloo, Karin RSA

26 54.67 Poon, Victoria CAN

32 54.83 Haughey, Siobhan Bernadette HKG

1 47.59 Magnussen, James AUS

2 47.65 McEvoy, Cameron AUS

16 48.72 D’Orsogna, Tommaso AUS

50 49.35 Brown, Adam GBR

53 49.38 Le Clos, Chad RSA ”

56 49.39 Schoeman, Roland RSA

66 49.54 Jarvis, Calum GBR ”

66 49.54 Proud, Benjamin GBR

200 FREESTYLE WOMEN

200 FREESTYLE MEN

400 FREESTYLE WOMEN

400 FREESTYLE MEN

2 1:55.68 McKeon, Emma AUS

10 1:56.59 O’Connor, Siobhan-Marie GBR

11 1:56.61 Barratt, Bronte AUS

15 1:57.17 Prinsloo, Karin RSA

18 1:57.57 MacLean, Brittany CAN

19 1:57.64 Elmslie, Brittany AUS

20 1:57.65 Carlin, Jazmin GBR

21 1:57.67 Boyle, Lauren NZL 

1 1:45.46 McEvoy, Cameron AUS

2 1:45.58 Fraser-Holmes, Thomas AUS

8 1:46.37 McKeon, David AUS

22 1:47.54 Guy, James GBR

24 1:47.60 Renwick, Robbie GBR

26 1:47.70 Brown, Devon RSA

28 1:47.77 Jarvis, Calum GBR

48 1:48.43 Le Clos, Chad RSA

3 4:04.03 Carlin, Jazmin GBR

4 4:04.56 Barratt, Bronte AUS

8 4:05.01 Ashwood, Jessica AUS

10 4:06.02 Fairweather, Remy AUS

12 4:06.08 Boyle, Lauren NZL

14 4:06.20 MacLean, Brittany CAN

32 4:08.98 Willmott, Aimee GBR

34 4:09.38 McClatchey, Caitlin GBR

1 3:43.72 McKeon, David AUS

4 3:44.60 Horton, Mack AUS

6 3:45.15 Guy, James GBR

7 3:47.30 Cochrane, Ryan CAN

8 3:47.31 Grainger, Nicholas GBR

9 3:47.42 Harrison, Jordan AUS

11 3:47.90 Stanley, Matthew NZL

15 3:48.34 Renwick, Robbie GBR

800 FREESTYLE WOMEN

1500 FREESTYLE MEN

50 BACK WOMEN

50 BACK MEN

2 8:18.36 Carlin, Jazmin GBR

3 8:19.76 Ashwood, Jessica AUS

5 8:24.91 MacLean, Brittany CAN

12 8:27.48 Boyle, Lauren NZL

14 8:29.02 Goldman, Katie AUS

16 8:29.40 Bowles, Alanna AUS

21 8:32.37 Baumann, Tabitha CAN

22 8:32.99 Faulkner, Eleanor GBR

2 14:51.55 Horton, Mack AUS

5 14:59.86 Fogg, Daniel GBR

9 15:01.72 Cochrane, Ryan CAN

21 15:09.67 Levings, Matthew AUS

23 15:10.02 Brown, Devon RSA

25 15:10.60 Grainger, Nicholas GBR

27 15:12.70 Lelliott, Jay GBR

33 15:15.35 Brothers, William CAN

3 27.80 Davies, Georgia GBR

4 27.90 Quigley, Lauren GBR

5 27.95 Seebohm, Emily AUS

8 28.04 Halsall, Francesca GBR

14 28.25 Wilson, Madison AUS

16 28.31 Fa’amausili, Gabrielle NZL

20 28.49 Russell, Sinead CAN

7 24.54 Treffers, Benjamin AUS

17 25.09 Walker-Hebborn, Christopher GBR

18 25.10 Hurley, Bobby AUS

24 25.28 Arnamnart, Daniel AUS

25 25.30 Zandberg,Gerhard RSA

26 25.34 Larkin, Mitchell AUS

30 25.37 Beaver, Joshua AUS

31 25.38 Tancock, Liam GBR

100 BACK WOMEN

100 BACK MEN

200 BACK WOMEN

200 BACK MEN

2 58.92 Seebohm, Emily AUS

6 59.78 Davies, Georgia GBR

9 59.83 Hocking, Belinda AUS

10 59.90 Nay, Meagen AUS

12 1:00.00 Russell, Sinead CAN

13 1:00.01 Quigley, Lauren GBR

13 1:00.01 Simmonds, Elizabeth GBR

16 1:00.23 Snodgrass, Brooklynn CAN

7 53.46 Larkin, Mitchell AUS

8 53.55 Treffers, Benjamin AUS

10 53.67 Delaney, Ashley AUS

13 53.82 Walker-Hebborn,Christopher GBR

14 53.84 Beaver, Joshua AUS

32 54.47 Main, Corey NZL

33 54.51 Tancock, Liam GBR

39 54.71 Wood, Russell CAN

1 2:06.40 Hocking, Belinda AUS

4 2:08.19 Nay, Meagen AUS

5 2:08.28 Seebohm, Emily AUS

7 2:08.91 Simmonds, Elizabeth GBR

11 2:09.40 Cantin, Genevieve CAN

13 2:09.58 Russell, Sinead CAN

17 2:09.79 Quigley, Lauren GBR

18 2:10.11 Caldwell, Hilary CAN

5 1:55.26 Larkin, Mitchell AUS

7 1:56.35 Lawson, Matson AUS

9 1:56.83 Beaver, Joshua AUS

22 1:57.93 Le Clos, Chad RSA

32 1:58.87 McNally, Craig GBR

34 1:58.88 Boldison, Charlie GBR

42 1:59.43 Patching, Joe GBR

43 1:59.50 Wood, Russell CAN

50 BREAST WOMEN

50 BREAST MEN

100 BREAST WOMEN

100 BREAST MEN

5 30.89 Pickett, Leiston AUS

7 30.98 Taylor, Sophie GBR

12 31.18 HUNTER, SALLY AUS

16 31.27 Tonks, Lorna AUS

23 31.38 Scott, Corrie GBR

25 31.43 Vasey, Sarah GBR

29 31.52 Van Beilen, Tera CAN

42 31.70 Wallace, Tessa AUS

1 26.74 Sprenger, Christian AUS

2 27.05 Van Der Burgh, Cameron RSA

4 27.19 Peaty, Adam GBR

7 27.28 Murdoch, Ross GBR

10 27.38 Snyders, Glenn NZL

17 27.64 Weatheritt, Andrew GBR

25 27.73 Tully, Mark GBR

35 27.82 Funk, Richard CAN

7 1:07.08 Taylor, Sophie GBR

9 1:07.15 Atkinson, Alia JAM

12 1:07.26 Tonks, Lorna AUS

13 1:07.56 Pickett, Leiston AUS

16 1:07.73 Hunter, Sally AUS

32 1:08.39 Van Beilen, Tera CAN

37 1:08.59 Nicholas, Tara-Lynn RSA

37 1:08.59 Pasloski, Bronwyn CAN

2 58.87 Sprenger, Christian AUS

3 59.25 Peaty, Adam GBR

4 59.50 Van Der Burgh, Cameron RSA

5 59.56 Murdoch, Ross GBR

13 1:00.39 Snyders, Glenn NZL

19 1:00.53 Jamieson, Michael GBR

51 1:01.38 Packard, Jake AUS

77 1:01.73 Sykes, Buster AUS

200 BREAST WOMEN

200 BREAST MEN

50 FLY WOMEN

50 FLY MEN

4 2:22.10 McKeown, Taylor AUS

9 2:24.46 Taylor, Sophie GBR

9 2:24.46 Renshaw, Molly GBR

13 2:24.91 Hunter, Sally AUS

16 2:25.29 Wallace, Tessa AUS

17 2:25.52 Atkinson, Alia JAM

27 2:26.59 Smith, Kierra CAN

28 2:26.66 Van Beilen, Tera CAN

2 2:07.79 Jamieson, Michael GBR

5 2:08.63 Sprenger, Christian AUS

6 2:09.15 Murdoch, Ross GBR

7 2:09.40 Peaty, Adam GBR

21 2:11.07 Snyders, Glenn NZL

43 2:12.26 Tranter, Daniel AUS

58 2:12.95 Sykes, Buster AUS

59 2:12.97 Funk, Richard CAN

4 25.83 Halsall, Francesca GBR

6 26.00 Vanderpool-Wallace, Arianna BAH

8 26.14 Elmslie, Brittany AUS

10 26.20 D’ Cruz Guehrer, Marieke AUS

16 26.33 Thomas, Noemie CAN

17 26.35 Coutts, Alicia AUS

22 26.41 Smith, Amy GBR

23 26.43 Mainville, Sandrine CAN

3 23.07 Schoeman, Roland RSA

11 23.42 Proud, Benjamin GBR

20 23.82 Romeo, Nathaniel AUS

26 23.86 Le Clos, Chad RSA

30 23.90 James, Antony GBR

31 23.91 McEvoy, Cameron AUS

34 23.95 Hadler, Jayden AUS

36 23.96 Brown, Adam GBR

100 FLY WOMEN

100 FLY MEN

200 FLY WOMEN

200 FLY MEN

3 57.27 Savard, Katerine CAN

5 57.43 Groves, Madeline AUS

7 57.60 Coutts, Alicia AUS

9 57.98 Gandy, Ellen AUS

12 58.21 Halsall, Francesca GBR

16 58.34 O’Connor, Siobhan-Marie GBR

17 58.40 Kelly, Rachael GBR

21 58.54 Thomas, Noemie CAN

17 52.16 Wright, Chris AUS

18 52.21 D’Orsogna, Tommaso AUS

21 52.33 Hadler, Jayden AUS

28 52.55 Guy, James GBR

31 52.57 Barrett, Adam GBR

38 52.75 Laxton, Thomas GBR

40 52.79 Roebuck, Joe GBR

50 52.95 Schooling, Joseph SIN

4 2:06.81 Groves, Madeline AUS

5 2:07.06 Gandy, Ellen AUS

8 2:07.61 Savard, Katerine CAN

11 2:07.97 Willmott, Aimee GBR

14 2:08.84 Lacroix, Audrey CAN

15 2:08.91 Coutts, Alicia AUS

19 2:09.52 Lowe, Jemma GBR

25 2:10.12 Thomas, Alys Margaret GBR

1 1:54.56 Le Clos, Chad RSA

8 1:56.23 Irvine, Grant AUS

10 1:56.41 Pratt, Mitchell AUS

19 1:56.92 Bosch, Dylan RSA

23 1:57.20 Pavoni, Roberto GBR

24 1:57.28 Roebuck, Joe GBR

27 1:57.48 Tranter, Daniel AUS

40 1:57.96 Brodie, Cameron GBR

200 IM WOMEN

200 IM MEN

400 IM WOMEN

400 IM MEN

1 2:08.89 Coutts, Alicia AUS

2 2:09.63 O’Connor, Siobhan-Marie

6 2:10.60 Willmott, Aimee GBR

10 2:11.25 Seebohm, Emily AUS

12 2:11.54 Allen, Sophie GBR

15 2:11.99 Miley, Hannah GBR

19 2:12.26 Seltenreich-Hodgson, Erika CAN

28 2:13.08 Ngawati, Kotuku AUS

3 1:57.66 Tranter, Daniel AUS

5 1:57.88 Fraser-Holmes, Thomas AUS

6 1:57.94 Le Clos, Chad RSA

12 1:59.08 Pavoni, Roberto GBR

13 1:59.23 Bosch, Dylan RSA

15 1:59.29 Larkin, Mitchell AUS

23 1:59.84 White, Evan CAN

28 1:59.95 Wallace, Dan GBR

 

3 4:33.25 Miley, Hannah GBR

5 4:33.64 Willmott, Aimee GBR

15 4:39.69 McMaster, Keryn AUS

17 4:40.07 Seltenreich-Hodgson, Erika CAN

20 4:41.11 Gandy, Ellen AUS

30 4:42.42 Lowe, Danielle GBR

31 4:42.84 Overholt, Emily CAN

48 4:45.33 Rudin, Rosie GBR

4 4:10.68 Fraser-Holmes, Thomas AUS

7 4:12.24 Pavoni, Roberto GBR

13 4:14.81 Le Clos, Chad RSA

17 4:15.76 Smith, Lewis GBR

18 4:15.80 Page, Alec CAN

19 4:15.86 Reilly, Luke CAN

21 4:16.40 Wallace, Dan GBR

25 4:17.39 Mahoney, Travis AUS

So what does the table tell us?

Well if results go according to the psych sheets New Zealand will not win a single individual medal of any colour at the Glasgow Commonwealth Games. New Zealand’s best ranked swimmer is Lauren Boyle, ranked 4th in the 800 meters. Her best 2014 time is nine seconds behind the leading time swum by Jazmin Carlin from the UK.

Four swimmers are ranked in the top eight in eight events. Medals will depend on Boyle, Snyders, Stanley or Main beating opposition who right now have faster times than them.

With all the money Miskimmin has poured into swimming recently 24 (75%) individual Commonwealth Games swimming events will take place without a New Zealand swimmer ranked in the top 8. That is terrible. Miskimmin’s policy does not work.

The psych sheets do not make good reading. Certainly the pre-race rankings do not justify the nation’s financial investment. But perhaps the team will perform above their pre-race status. Because that is what a good result is going to require.

With these psych sheets, winning seven medals is a big ask. If the team does not perform above their pre-race status, those responsible, that’s the Board of Swimming New Zealand; Layton, McKee, Power, Hunt, Cotterill and Brown, the executive; that’s Renford, Villanueva, and Lyles and first and foremost that’s Miskimmin will merit surgical intervention. I can recommend just the place.

  • David

    I see Boyle has won the French National Championship today in 8.22 moving her to third on the table in this story. She is a class act. Clearly her decision to leave Miskimmin’s Millennium Institute in favor of her own traing has worked. Young swimmers should follow her example and leave that place to its owners.